Don't You Just Hate It When

People give you the pitying look because you've been married for six years and there's no sign of a baby. This is what happens everytime I go back to my husband's hometown. And let's not forget the ever popular question "when are you gonna have a baby? Don't you think it's about time you have one?" Look here eedjit, firstly, I don't have a crystal ball where I can gaze into and see when the stork's gonna give me my bundle of joy. Secondly, do you think I want to be childless? That I want to bawl my eyeballs out whenever someone tells me she's pregnant? Thirdly, you're rude and it's none of your damn business.

Speaking of rude, maybe next time when someone asks me a stupid question I'm just gonna be rude to them back. And I'm gonna feel good about it. And the next time someone gives me the pitying look, I'll just grab a fork and scrape their eyes out. Sounds like a plan? Yup, it sure does.